January 2011
Reblog if your glasses are actually prescription.
Mom: I want a strawberry.
Me: OH GOD, strawberries would be fantastic with this champagne. Do we have any?
Mom: No.
Me: GOD. DAMMIT.
Me and Anderson Cooper have matching sweater...
i don't care what gender you are, i'm calling you...
Same goes for ‘bro’.
Perhaps even the occasional ‘dudebro’.
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OH MY GODDD THIS CHAMPAGNE IS ORGASMIIIIC.
May your coming year be filled with magic and...
nothingbuttherain:
- Neil Gaiman
I fucking love Anderson Cooper.
Disturbing lack of breadfish on my dash.
This is pretty much going to be me later tonight.
11:50 PM
Oh my gosh, 2010 is almost over you guys..
11:55 PM
You guys I’m so excited.
11:58 PM
Omg, you guys I don’t think you understand, it’s gunna be an entirely new year.
11:59 PM
Hey look, everyone is already outside yelling.
12:00 AM
Wow omg yay Happy New Year everyone..
12:15 AM
Oh it’s 2011 now, right?
12:30
Yeah, goodnight.
Mom: He's like, home alone.
Me: Why? That's retarded. Tell him to come here. We'll all be bored together.
Mom: I dunno. It might be too late to come out now.
Me: It's ten thirty. Does he have a curfew? Is he fourteen?
Mom: >:|
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Trying to get my mom's not boyfriend to come over...
But apparently he just woke up.
It’s ten thirty at night.
Whaaaaat.
malcchiato said: Awwbby, ily and definitely just “AWWWW!” out loud as well.
I just now saw this.
ily2, bby.
thelotuskid asked: Your url and title forced me into following you.
The awesome blog is just an added bonus.
The awesome blog is just an added bonus.
thelotuskid asked: Your url and title forced me into following you.
The awesome blog is just an added bonus.
The awesome blog is just an added bonus.
The 11th gif in your folder is how 2011 will be...
bittersweetlife-:
avoiceasbigasthesea:
fuckwhattheyresaying:
vintagehaarts:
jennyhero:
oh.
Probably.
Just found out a couple friends from high school are engaged, and I was so fucking proud of myself for having called that marriage nearly four years ago.
That awkward moment when Stephenie Meyer and Sarah...
it's still 2010 here
hello people! I’m from the past
The 17th GIF in your GIF folder is what you think...
canifly:
supdanichu:
aislinggaskarth:
curvybluepenis:
hausofsibz:
believerofmars:
Change of plans. Watching INCEPTION.
c0kekitty replied to your chat: Grandma: We can use those plastic cups. Mom: Um,…
You tell ‘em.
Like a boss.
Grandma: We can use those plastic cups.
Mom: Um, for champagne?
Me: No. We are using fucking champagne glasses because we are classy, goddammit.
Love, Life and Caps Lock: mecha-shiva: I remember... →
mecha-shiva:
I remember in like, 2005, a friend’s boyfriend said that whatever you’re doing on New Year’s Eve will define what you do for the rest of the following year. Now, I’d never heard that before, and I haven’t heard it since, but if it’s true, I am totally cool with smoking hookah,…
It’s okay. We’re both just giant fucking nerds and it’s awesome.
No shame....
-blameitonbadluck:
mecha-shiva replied to your post: Fuck it. I’m going to watch MST3k to ring in the new year.
BRILLIANT IDEA.
I was getting a little bummed about not going out or anything but I can make a few drinks for myself and watch Joel and the Bots and have a better time at home then being awkward at some party.
Agreed. I’m not going out, either. Just having a friend over for a...
thetonightshow:
I swear I just heard the Judge Judy announcer say “Julie is suing her semi-Tourette’s husband for unpaid toy truck”
I would not find this the least bit surprising.
